This Blog Is No Longer A Virgin

OMG I FUKED A INTERNET D:

*cough*

Ok, so maybe I could try and post more regularly >,>
Plenty of stuff goes on, I just never get to writing about it.

Well, guess I'll start this fucker off with a funny little story that happened last weekend.

So, I was at my friend's house. He and his boyfriend are currently into RC cars/planes. They were scheduled to pick up a broken RC plane from someone on Saturday, who lived in another city. I offered to drive, mainly because I love driving long distances, but can't stand riding long distances. We set off, and we called him to confirm what city he lived in. Now this friend, is foreign. That factor will come into play later...

After calling him, we set off to Mooresville, driving from Winston-Salem. We used a GPS called Magellan to help aid the way. They nick-named it Nikki, I nick-named it Natasha, or "God Damn Bitch"...
I'm not mean, but that thing annoyed the living sin out of me, despite actually being helpful.
So we make it to Mooresville after about an hour and a half of driving. Mooresville is near Charlotte. Mooresville is Nascar country...
You get the idea :(

We get off at the exit, and I park at a gas station. We called him back, and asked where we had to go from there. When I said "Yeah, we're in Mooresville", he said *in a foriegn accent* "Mooresville, no no, Morisville"...

At that moment, it was just, fail...
My passanger's faces were just priceless. I just started laughing. I can't say I found it funny, as I was most certainly annoyed, but I had a temporary lapse in sanity. Morisville, is near Raliegh...
So we grab a quick bite to eat, and start treading back in the other direction, for about 2 and a half hours...

One interesting note about the GPS, it completly lost it's mind on I-40.
Near the Greensboro airport, the GPS image wen berzerk. She kept spitting out random direction, and accoring to the display, we were flying over great forests and lakes at about 150mph...
You know you're having a great trip when your GPS has a major brain fart. Luckily she got her shit together.

We finally arrived in MORISVILLE!
Oh, whoever named those two cities should have been castrated, and fed to mountain lions. North Carolinian naming for the fucking lose >.<
Morisville is actually fairly impressive. Within the 5 miles from the exit to the friend's house, we saw enterances to Cisco, Sony Ericson, and various other major offices of technology buisnesses.
Talk about the exact opposite. One city likes fast cars going in circles, the other is a developing town focused on technology. I might have to apply for some jobs down there. Alot of the residential spots looked fairly crisp as well!
We picked up the plane, which had wings the width of my car..., and head back to Winston.

Long story short, I drove almost 400 miles that day, on one tank of gas.
Thank God my car get 35 miles to the gallon on the highway, and the fact that my stereo has an AUX port.

It was a fun way to spend most of a Saturday. Experiances like that make for great stories. :3